Keeping Tabs on Our Long National Nightmare
Yesterday, America pondered what it has learned in the year since pro-Trump rioters tried to overthrow the federal government. The … Continue reading Donald Trump is the frontrunner for the Republican nomination in 2024, which is dumb and also important
“People having a line of cocaine might not think they’re causing anyone harm, or that they’re playing a part in … Continue reading The U.K. Parliament’s Long Love Affair with Cocaine
Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg is the youngest member of the Biden administration. He’ll be forty next January, younger than any … Continue reading Are Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg really rivals?
This is going to basically just be a list of all the batshit insane things Dr. Oz has said, but … Continue reading Mehmet Oz, doctor who advocated for the deaths of tens of thousands of children, running for U.S. Senate
Kmart will close all but six stores stateside, maintaining another six in the territories, by the end of the 2021. … Continue reading The Last Six Kmarts
In 2024, an army of Republicans will seek the party’s nomination – assuming former president Donald Trump doesn’t – in … Continue reading The Men Who Would Be Next
“So Much For The Cars Under $20,000,” lamented Jalopnik on November 1. The everyman motoring enthusiast site noted that in … Continue reading This Goofy Thing Could Help Fight Climate Change
About a week ago, former Wall Street Journal book editor Bari Weiss unveiled a new college: the University of Austin. … Continue reading “I don’t understand why the academics are leaving me,” cries University of Academics Are Evil
Love her or hate her, there’s no denying that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is dedicated to protecting the interests of … Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene saves taxpayers thousands of dollars with this one neat trick
On August 4, 2006, McDonald’s Corporation (MCD) closed the day at $35.41 per share. It was a respectable performance for … Continue reading The Coming Recession, Predicted by McDonald’s