Who wants to be Trump’s #2?
On July 15, 2016, Donald Trump tweeted that Indiana governor Mike Pence would be his running mate. Pence had a … Continue reading Who wants to be Trump’s #2?
Category: Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks
The Third Debate Was Better, but it’s Still a Fight for Second Place
The third Republican debate was held on November 8th on NBC – and was uploaded to YouTube officially this time. … Continue reading The Third Debate Was Better, but it’s Still a Fight for Second Place
Eight Republicans think they’ll be the one to win Congress’s heart
Welcome back for a truly unpredictable episode of Who the Fuck Are All These Fucks? as eight – that’s right, … Continue reading Eight Republicans think they’ll be the one to win Congress’s heart
A Primary Debate Without the Primary’s Leading Candidate
What’s that? It’s presidential primary season?! Well, I guess it’s time for your resident debate hate-watcher to come out of … Continue reading A Primary Debate Without the Primary’s Leading Candidate
2024 Candidates: Mike Pence
Darlings, scoundrels. Again, I have not had time to correspond with you since Nikki Haley announced her bid so many … Continue reading 2024 Candidates: Mike Pence
2024 Candidates: Nikki Haley
My precious angel babies, did you think I had forgotten about you? Yes, things have been very busy at the … Continue reading 2024 Candidates: Nikki Haley
Who The ‘ell Are All These Prats, Then?: Looking at the 2022 Conservative leadership race
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, the man who was drenched in sleazy scandals but somehow never drowned in them, is … Continue reading Who The ‘ell Are All These Prats, Then?: Looking at the 2022 Conservative leadership race
Mehmet Oz, doctor who advocated for the deaths of tens of thousands of children, running for U.S. Senate
This is going to basically just be a list of all the batshit insane things Dr. Oz has said, but … Continue reading Mehmet Oz, doctor who advocated for the deaths of tens of thousands of children, running for U.S. Senate
The Men Who Would Be Next
In 2024, an army of Republicans will seek the party’s nomination – assuming former president Donald Trump doesn’t – in … Continue reading The Men Who Would Be Next
The Forward Party is Andrew Yang’s brilliant scheme to keep himself relevant
On November 2, New Yorkers will head the polls to pick their next mayor. Democrat Bill de Blasio is term … Continue reading The Forward Party is Andrew Yang’s brilliant scheme to keep himself relevant